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HOW    TO    LIVE    ON 
24    HOURS    A     DAY 


BY    ARNOLD   BENNETT 

Novels 

THE  OLD  WIVES'  TALE 

HELEN  WITH  THE  HIGH  HAND 

THE  BOOK  OF  CARLOTTA 

BURIED  ALIVE 

A  GREAT  MAN 

LEONORA 

WHOM  GOD  HATH  JOINED 

A  MAN  FROM  THE  NORTH 

ANNA  OF  THE  FIVE  TOWNS 

Smaller  Books 

HOW  TO  LIVE  ON    24   HOURS  A 

DAY 

THE  HUMAN  MACHINE 
LITERARY  TASTE 
MENTAL  EFFICIENCY 

Drama 

CUPID  AND  COMMONSENSE 
WHAT  THE  PUBLIC  WANTS 

GEORGE  H.  DORAN  COMPANY 

NEW  YORK 


HOW  TO  LIVE  ON 
24  HOURS  A  DAY 


BY 

ARNOLD   BENNETT 

Author  of  "  The  Old  Wives'  Tale,"  etc.,  etc. 


GEORGE  H.  DORAN   COMPANY 
PUBLISHERS  NEW  YORK 


Copyright,  1910, 

RGE  H.  DORAN  COMPANY 


CONTENTS 

Page 

Preface 7 

I.   The  Daily  Miracle 15 

II.   The   Desire  to  Exceed   One's   Pro- 
gramme       20 

III.  Precautions  Before  Beginning.     .    .  25 

IV.  The  Cause  of  the  Trouble    ....  30 
V.   Tennis  and  the  Immortal  Soul    .    .  35 

VI.   Remember  Human  Nature  ....  41 

VII.    Controlling  the  Mind 46 

VIII.   The  Reflective  Mood 51 

IX.   Interest  in  the  Arts 56 

X.    Nothing  in  Life  is  Humdrum  .    .    .  61 

XI.   Serious  Reading 66 

XII.  Dangers  to  Avoid 71 


PREFACE  TO  THIS  EDITION 

THIS  preface,  though  placed  at  the  be- 
ginning, as  a  preface  must  be,  should 
be  read  at  the  end  of  the  book. 
I  have  received  a  large  amount  of  correspond- 
ence concerning  this  small  work,  and  many  re- 
views of  it  —  some  of  them  nearly  as  long 
as  the  book  itself  —  have  been  printed.  But 
scarcely  any  of  the  comment  has  been  adverse. 
Some  people  have  objected  to  a  frivolity  of 
tone;  but  as  the  tone  is  not,  in  my  opinion,  at 
all  frivolous,  this  objection  did  not  impress  me; 
and  had  no  weightier  reproach  been  put  for- 
ward I  might  almost  have  been  persuaded  that 
the  volume  was  flawless!  A  more  serious  stric- 
ture has,  however,  been  offered  —  not  in  the 
press,  but  by  sundry  obviously  sincere  corre- 
spondents—  and  I  must  deal  with  it.  A  refer- 
ence to  page  31  will  show  that  I  anticipated 
and  feared  this  disapprobation.  The  sentence 
against  which  protests  have  been  made  is  as 


8  PREFACE 

follows :  —  "In  the  majority  of  instances  he 
[the  typical  man]  does  not  precisely  feel  a  pas- 
sion for  his  business;  at  best  he  does  not  dis- 
like it.  He  begins  his  business  functions  with 
some  reluctance,  as  late  as  he  can,  and  he  ends 
them  with  joy,  as  early  as  he  can.  And  his 
engines,  while  he  is  engaged  in  his  business, 
are  seldom  at  their  full  '  h.p.' " 

I  am  assured,  in  accents  of  unmistakable  sin- 
cerity, that  there  are  many  business  men  —  not 
merely  those  in  high  positions  or  with  fine 
prospects,  but  modest  subordinates  with  no 
hope  of  ever  being  much  better  off  —  who  do 
enjoy  their  business  functions,  who  do  not  shirk 
them,  who  do  not  arrive  at  the  office  as  late  as 
possible  and  depart  as  early  as  possible,  who, 
in  a  word,  put  the  whole  of  their  force  into 
their  day's  work  and  are  genuinely  fatigued  at 
the  end  thereof. 

I  am  ready  to  believe  it.  I  do  believe  it.  I 
know  it.  I  always  knew  it.  Both  in  London 
and  in  the  provinces  it  has  been  my  lot  to  spend 
long  years  in  subordinate  situations  of  business;/ 
and  the  fact  did  not  escape  me  that  a  certain/ 
proportion  of  my  peers  showed  what  amounted 
to  an  honest  passion  for  their  duties,  and  that 

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while  engaged  in  those  duties  they  were  really 
Irving  to  the  fullest  extent  of  which  they  were 
capable.  But  I  remain  convinced  that  these 

fortunate   and   happy   individuals    (happier  per- 

t 

haps  than  they  guessed)  did  not  and  do  not 
constitute  a  majority,  or  anything  like  a  ma- 
jority. I  remain  convinced  that  the  majority 
of  decent  average  conscientious  men  of  busi- 
ness (men  with  aspirations  and  ideals)  do  not 
as  a  rule  go  home  of  a  night  genuinely  tired. 
I  remain  convinced  that  they  put  not  as  much 
but  as  little  of  themselves  as  they  conscien- 
tiously can  into  the  earning  of  a  livelihood,  and 
that  their  vocation  bores  rather  than  interests 
them. 

Nevertheless,  I  admit  that  the  minority  is 
of  sufficient  importance  to  merit  attention,  and 
that  I  ought  not  to  have  ignored  it  so  com- 
pletely as  I  did  do.  The  whole  difficulty  of 
the  hard-working  minority  was  put  in  a  single 
colloquial  sentence  by  one  of  my  correspond- 
ents. He  wrote :  "  I  am  just  as  keen  as  any- 
one on  doing  something  to  '  exceed  my  pro- 
gramme/ but  allow  me  to  tell  you  that  when  I 
get  home  at  six  thirty  p.m.  I  am  not  anything 
like  so  fresh  as  you  seem  to  imagine." 


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Now  I  must  point  out  that  the  case  of  the 
minority,  who  throw  themselves  with  passion 
and  gusto  into  their  daily  business  task,  is  in- 
finitely less  deplorable  than  the  case  of  the 
majority,  who  go  half-heartedly  and  feebly 
through  their  official  day.  The  former  are  less 
in  need  of  advice  "how  to  live."  At  any  rate 
during  their  official  day  of,  say,  eight  hours 
they  are  really  alive;  their  engines  are  giving 
the  full  indicated  "  h.p."  The  other  eight  work- 
ing hours  of  their  day  may  be  badly  organ- 
ised, or  even  frittered  away;  but  it  is  less  dis- 
astrous to  waste  eight  hours  a  day  than  six- 
teen hours  a  day;  it  is  better  to  have  lived  a 
bit  than  never  to  have  lived  at  all.  The  real 
tragedy  is  the  tragedy  of  the  man  who  is  braced 
to  effort  neither  in  the  office  nor  out  of  it,  and 
to  this  man  this  book  is  primarily  addressed. 
"  But,"  says  the  other  and  more  fortunate  man, 
"although  my  ordinary  programme  is  bigger 
than  his,  I  want  to  exceed  my  programme  too! 
I  am  living  a  bit;  I  want  to  live  more.  But  I 
really  can't  do  another  day's  work  on  the  top 
of  my  official  day." 

The  fact  is,  I,  the  author,  ought  to  have  fore- 
seen that  I  should  appeal  most  strongly  to  those 


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who  already  had  an  interest  in  existence.  It 
is  always  the  man  who  has  tasted  life  who  de- 
mands more  of  it.  And  it  is  always  the  man 
who  never  gets  out  of  bed  who  is  the  most 
difficult  to  rouse. 

Well,  you  of  the  minority,  let  us  assume  that 
the  intensity  of  your  daily  money-getting  will 
not  allow  you  to  carry  out  quite  all  the  sug- 
gestions in  the  following  pages.  Some  of  the 
suggestions  may  yet  stand.  I  admit  that  you 
may  not  be  able  to  use  the  time  spent  on  the 
journey  home  at  night;  but  the  suggestion  for 
the  journey  to  the  office  in  the  morning  is  as 
practicable  for  you  as  for  anybody.  And  that 
weekly  interval  of  forty  hours,  from  Saturday 
to  Monday,  is  yours  just  as  much  as  the  other 
man's,  though  a  slight  accumulation  of  fatigue 
may  prevent  you  from  employing  the  whole  of 
your  "  h.p. "  upon  it.  There  remains,  then,  the 
important  portion  of  the  three  or  more  even- 
ings a  week.  You  tell  me  flatly  that  you  are 
too  tired  to  do  anything  outside  your  pro- 
gramme at  night.  In  reply  to  which  I  tell  you 
flatly  that  if  your  ordinary  day's  work  is  thus 
exhausting,  then  the  balance  of  your  life  is 
wrong  and  must  be  adjusted.  A  man's  powers 


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ought  not  to  be  monopolised  by  his  ordinary 
day's  work.     What,  then,  is  to  be  done? 

The  obvious  thing  to  do  is  to  circumvent 
your  ardour  for  your  ordinary  day's  work  by 
a  ruse.  Employ  your  engines  in  something  be- 
yond the  programme  before,  and  not  after,  you 
employ  them  on  the  programme  itself.  Briefly, 
get  up  earlier  in  the  morning.  You  say  you 
cannot.  You  say  it  is  impossible  for  you  to 
go  earlier  to  bed  of  a  night  —  to  do  so  would 
upset  the  entire  household.  I  do  not  think  it 
is  quite  impossible  to  go  to  bed  earlier  at  night. 
I  think  that  if  you  persist  in  rising  earlier,  and 
the  consequence  is  insufficiency  of  sleep,  you 
will  soon  find  a  way  of  going  to  bed  earlier. 
But  my  impression  is  that  the  consequence  of 
rising  earlier  will  not  be  an  insufficiency  of 
sleep.  My  impression,  growing  stronger  every 
year,  is  that  sleep  is  partly  a  matter  of  habit 
—  and  of  slackness.  I  am  convinced  that  most 
people  sleep  as  long  as  they  do  because  they 
are  at  a  loss  for  any  other  diversion.  How 
much  sleep  do  you  think  is  daily  obtained  by 
the  powerful  healthy  man  who  daily  rattles  up 
your  street  in  charge  of  Carter  Paterson's  van? 
I  have  consulted  a  doctor  on  this  point.  He 


PREFACE  13 

is  a  doctor  who  for  twenty-five  years  has  had 
a  large  general  practice  in  a  large  flourishing 
suburb  of  London,  inhabited  by  exactly  such 
people  as  you  and  me.  He  is  a  curt  man,  and 
his  answer  was  curt: 

"  Most  people  sleep  themselves  stupid." 

He  went  on  to  give  his  opinion  that  nine  men 
out  of  ten  would  have  better  health  and  more 
fun  out  of  life  if  they  spent  less  time  in  bed. 

Other  doctors  have  confirmed  this  judgment, 
which,  of  course,  does  not  apply  to  growing 
youths. 

Rise  an  hour,  an  hour  and  a  half,  or  even  two 
hours  earlier;  and  —  if  you  must  —  retire  earlier 
when  you  can.  In  the  matter  of  exceeding  pro- 
grammes, you  will  accomplish  as  much  in  one 
morning  hour  as  in  two  evening  hours.  "  But," 
you  say,  "I  couldn't  begin  without  some  food, 
and  servants."  Surely,  my  dear  sir,  in  an  age 
when  an  excellent  spirit-lamp  (including  a  sauce- 
pan) can  be  bought  for  less  than  a  shilling,  you 
are  not  going  to  allow  your  highest  welfare  to 
depend  upon  the  precarious  immediate  co-opera- 
tion of  a  fellow  creature!  Instruct  the  fellow 
creature,  whoever  she  may  be,  at  night.  Tell 
her  to  put  a  tray  in  a  suitable  position  over 


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night.  On  that  tray  two  biscuits,  a  cup  and 
saucer,  a  box  of  matches  and  a  spirit-lamp;  on 
the  lamp,  the  saucepan;  on  the  saucepan,  the 
lid  —  but  turned  the  wrong  way  up;  on  the  re- 
versed lid,  the  small  teapot,  containing  a  minute 
quantity  of  tea  leaves.  You  will  then  have  to 
strike  a  match  —  that  is  all.  In  three  minutes 
the  water  boils,  and  you  pour  it  into  the  teapot 
(which  is  already  warm).  In  three  more  min- 
utes the  tea  is  infused.  You  can  begin  your 
day  while  drinking  it.  These  details  may  seem 
trivial  to  the  foolish,  but  to  the  thoughtful  they 
will  not  seem  trivial.  The  proper,  wise  balanc- 
ing of  one's  whole  life  may  depend  upon  the 
feasibility  of  a  cup  of  tea  at  an  unusual  hour. 

A.   B. 


I 

THE  DAILY  MIRACLE 

»  he's  one  of  those  men  that 
know  how  to  manage.     Good  situa- 

tion.  Regular  income.  Quite  enough 
for  luxuries  as  well  as  needs.  Not  really  ex- 
travagant. And  yet  the  fellow  *s  always  in  dif- 
ficulties. Somehow  he  gets  nothing  out  of  his 
money.  Excellent  flat  —  half  empty !  Always 
looks  as  if  he'd  had  the  brokers  in.  New 
suit  —  old  hat!  Magnificent  necktie  —  baggy 
trousers!  Asks  you  to  dinner:  cut  glass  —  bad 
mutton,  or  Turkish  coffee  —  cracked  cup!  He 
can't  understand  it.  Explanation  simply  is  that 
he  fritters  his  income  away.  Wish  I  had  the 
half  of  it !  I  'd  show  him  —  " 

So  we  have  most  of  us  criticised,  at  one  time 
or  another,  in  our  superior  way. 

We  are  nearly  all  chancellors  of  the  exchequer: 
it  is  the  pride  of  the  moment.  Newspapers  are 
full  of  articles  explaining  how  to  live  on  such- 
and-such  a  sum,  and  these  articles  provoke  a 


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correspondence  whose  violence  proves  the  in- 
terest they  excite.  Recently,  in  a  daily  organ, 
a  battle  raged  round  the  question  whether  a 
woman  can  exist  nicely  in  the  country  on  £85 
a  year.  I  have  seen  an  essay,  "  How  to  live  on 
eight  shillings  a  week."  But  I  have  never  seen 
an  essay,  "  How  to  live  on  twenty-four  hours 
a  day."  Yet  it  has  been  said  that  time  is  money. 
That  proverb  understates  the  case.  Time  is  a 
great  deal  more  than  money.  If  you  have  time 
you  can  obtain  money  —  usually.  But  though 
you  have  the  wealth  of  a  cloak-room  attendant 
at  the  Carlton  Hotel,  you  cannot  buy  yourself 
a  minute  more  time  than  I  have,  or  the  cat  by 
the  fire  has. 

Philosophers  have  explained  space.  They  have 
not  explained  time.  It  is  the  inexplicable  raw 
material  of  everything.  With  it,  all  is  possible; 
without  it,  nothing.  The  supply  of  time  is 
truly  a  daily  miracle,  an  affair  genuinely  aston- 
ishing when  one  examines  it.  You  wake  up  in 
the  morning,  and  lo!  your  purse  is  magically 
filled  with  twenty-four  hours  of  the  unmanufac- 
tured tissue  of  the  universe  of  your  life!  It  is 
yours.  It  is  the  most  precious  of  possessions. 
A  highly  singular  commodity,  showered  upon 


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you  in  a  manner  as  singular  as  the  commodity 
itself! 

For  remark!  No  one  can  take  it  from  you. 
It  is  unstealable.  And  no  one  receives  either 
more  or  less  than  you  receive. 

Talk  about  an  ideal  democracy!  In  the  realm 
of  time  there  is  no  aristocracy  of  wealth,  and 
no  aristocracy  of  intellect.  Genius  is  never  re- 
warded by  even  an  extra  hour  a  day.  And 
there  is  no  punishment.  Waste  your  infinitely 
precious  commodity  as  much  as  you  will,  and 
the  supply  will  never  be  withheld  from  you. 
No  mysterious  power  will  say :  —  "  This  man  is 
a  fool,  if  not  a  knave.  He  does  not  deserve 
time;  he  shall  be  cut  off  at  the  meter."  It  is 
more  certain  than  consols,  and  payment  of  in- 
come is  not  affected  by  Sundays.  Moreover, 
you  cannot  draw  on  the  future.  Impossible  to 
get  into  debt!  You  can  only  waste  the  passing 
moment.  You  cannot  waste  to-morrow;  it  is 
kept  for  you.  You  cannot  waste  the  next  hour; 
it  is  kept  for  you. 

I  said  the  affair  was  a  miracle.    Is  it  not? 

You  have  to  live  on  this  twenty-four  hours  of 
daily  time.  Out  of  it  you  have  to  spin  health, 
pleasure,  money,  content,  respect,  and  the  evo- 


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lution  of  your  immortal  soul.  Its  right  use,  its 
most  effective  use,  is  a  matter  of  the  highest 
urgency  and  of  the  most  thrilling  actuality.  All 
depends  on  that.  Your  happiness  —  the  elusive 
prize  that  you  are  all  clutching  for,  my  friends! 
—  depends  on  that.  Strange  that  the  news- 
papers, so  enterprising  and  up-to-date  as  they 
are,  are  not  full  of  "  How  to  live  on  a  given 
income  of  time,"  instead  of  "  How  to  live  on  a 
given  income  of  money"!  Money  is  far  com- 
moner than  time.  When  one  reflects,  one  per- 
ceives that  money  is  just  about  the  commonest 
thing  there  is.  It  encumbers  the  earth  in  gross 
heaps. 

If  one  can't  contrive  to  live  on  a  certain  in- 
come of  money,  one  earns  a  little  more  —  or 
steals  it,  or  advertises  for  it.  One  does  n't  neces- 
sarily muddle  one's  life  because  one  can't  quite 
manage  on  a  thousand  pounds  a  year ;  one  braces 
the  muscles  and  makes  it  guineas,  and  balances 
the  budget.  But  if  one  cannot  arrange  that  an 
income  of  twenty-four  hours  a  day  shall  exactly 
cover  all  proper  items  of  expenditure,  one  does 
muddle  one's  life  definitely.  The  supply  of  time, 
though  gloriously  regular,  is  cruelly  restricted. 

Which   of   us   lives   on  twenty-four   hours   a 


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day?    And  when  I  say  "  lives,"  I  do  not  mean 

«-  '/I- 

exists,  nor  "muddles  through."  Which  of  us  is 
free  from  that  uneasy  feeling  that  the  "great 
spending  departments"  of  his  daily  life  are  not 
managed  as  they  ought  to  be?  Which  of  us  is 
quite  sure  that  his  fine  suit  is  not  surmounted 
by  a  shameful  hat,  or  that  in  attending  to  the 
crockery  he  has  forgotten  the  quality  of  the 
food?  Which  of  us  is  not  saying  to  himself  — 
which  of  us  has  not  been  saying  to  himself  all 
his  life:  "  I  shall  alter  that  when  I  have  a  little 
more  time"? 

We  never  shall  have  any  more  time.  We 
have,  and  we  have  always  had,  all  the  time 
there  is.  It  is  the  realisation  of  this  profound 
and  neglected  truth  (which,  by  the  way,  I  have 
not  discovered)  that  has  led  me  to  the  minute 
practical  examination  of  daily  time-expenditure. 


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II 

THE  DESIRE  TO  EXCEED  ONE'S 
PROGRAMME 

"TT^^  UT,"  someone  may  remark,  with  fine 
f"^  English  disregard  of  everything  ex- 
•••^  cept  the  point,  "  what  is  he  driving  at 
with  his  twenty-four  hours  a  day?  I  have  no 
difficulty  in  living  on  twenty-four  hours  a  day. 
I  do  all  that  I  want  to  do,  and  still  find  time 
to  go  in  for  newspaper  competitions.  Surely 
it  is  a  simple  affair,  knowing  that  one  has  only 
twenty-four  hours  a  day,  to  content  one's  self 
with  twenty-four  hours  a  day ! " 

To  you,  my  dear  sir,  I  present  my  excuses 
and  apologies.  You  are  precisely  the  man  that 
I  have  been  wishing  to  meet  for  about  forty 
years.  Will  you  kindly  send  me  your  name  and 
address,  and  state  your  charge  for  telling  me 
how  you  do  it?  Instead  of  me  talking  to  you, 
you  ought  to  be  talking  to  me.  Please  come 
forward.  That  you  exist,  I  am  convinced,  and 
that  I  have  not  yet  encountered  you  is  my  loss. 


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Meanwhile,  until  you  appear,  I  will  continue  to 
chat  with  my  companions  in  distress  —  that  in- 
numerable band  of  souls  who  are  haunted,  more 
or  less  painfully,  by  the  feeling  that  the  years 
slip  by,  and  slip  by,  and  slip  by,  and  that  they 
have  not  yet  been  able  to  get  their  lives  into 
proper  working  order. 

If  we  analyse  that  feeling,  we  shall  perceive 
it  to  be,  primarily,  one  of  uneasiness,  of  ex- 
pectation, of  looking  forward,  of  aspiration.  It 
is  a  source  of  constant  discomfort,  for  it  be- 
haves like  a  skeleton  at  the  feast  of  all  our 
enjoyments.  We  go  to  the  theatre  and  laugh; 
but  between  the  acts  it  raises  a  skinny  finger 
at  us.  We  rush  violently  for  the  last  train,  and 
while  we  are  cooling  a  long  age  on  the  plat- 
form waiting  for  the  last  train,  it  promenades 
its  bones  up  and  down  by  our  side  and  inquires: 
"  O  man,  what  hast  thou  done  with  thy  youth? 
What  art  thou  doing  with  thine  age? "  You 
may  urge  that  this  feeling  of  continuous  look- 
ing forward,  of  aspiration,  is  part  of  life  itself, 
and  inseparable  from  life  itself.  True! 

But  there  are  degrees.  A  man  may  desire  to 
go  to  Mecca.  His  conscience  tells  him  that  he 
ought  to  go  to  Mecca.  He  fares  forth,  either 


22  HOW   TO   LIVE   ON 

by  the  aid  of  Cook's,  or  unassisted;  he  may 
probably  never  reach  Mecca;  he  may  drown 
before  he  gets  to  Port  Said;  he  may  perish 
ingloriously  on  the  coast  of  the  Red  Sea;  his 
desire  may  remain  eternally  frustrate.  Unful- 
filled aspiration  may  always  trouble  him.  But 
he  will  not  be  tormented  in  the  same  way  as 
the  man  who,  desiring  to  reach  Mecca,  and 
harried  by  the  desire  to  reach  Mecca,  never 
leaves  Brixton. 

It  is  something  to  have  left  Brixton.  Most 
of  us  have  not  left  Brixton.  We  have  not  even 
taken  a  cab  to  Ludgate  Circus  and  inquired 
from  Cook's  the  price  of  a  conducted  tour. 
And  our  excuse  to  ourselves  is  that  there  are 
only  twenty-four  hours  in  the  day. 

If  we  further  analyse  our  vague,  uneasy  aspira- 
tion, we  shall,  I  think,  see  that  it  springs  from 
a  fixed  idea  that  we  ought  to  do  something  in 
addition  to  those  things  which  we  are  loyally 
and  morally  obliged  to  do.  We  are  obliged,  by 
various  codes  written  and  unwritten,  to  main- 
tain ourselves  and  our  families  (if  any)  in  health 
and  comfort,  to  pay  our  debts,  to  save,  to  in- 
crease our  prosperity  by  increasing  our  efficiency. 
A  task  sufficiently  difficult!  A  task  which  very 


TWENTY-FOUR   HOURS    A    DAY     23 

few  of  us  achieve!  A  task  often  beyond  our 
skill!  Yet,  if  we  succeed  in  it,  as  we  sometimes 
do,  we  are  not  satisfied;  the  skeleton  is  still 
with  us. 

And  even  when  we  realise  that  the  task  is 
beyond  our  skill,  that  our  powers  cannot  cope 
with  it,  we  feel  that  we  should  be  less  discon- 
tented if  we  gave  to  our  powers,  already  over- 
taxed, something  still  further  to  do. 

And  such  is,  indeed,  the  fact.  The  wish  to 
accomplish  something  outside  their  formal  pro- 
gramme is  common  to  all  men  who  in  the 
course  of  evolution  have  risen  past  a  certain 
level. 

Until  an  effort  is  made  to  satisfy  that  wish,  the 
sense  of  uneasy  waiting  for  something  to  start 
which  has  not  started  will  remain  to  disturb 
the  peace  of  the  soul.  That  wish  has  been 
called  by  many  names.  It  is  one  form  of  the 
universal  desire  for  knowledge.  And  it  is  so 
strong  that  men  whose  whole  lives  have  been 
given  to  the  systematic  acquirement  of  knowl- 
edge have  been  driven  by  it  to  overstep  the 
limits  of  their  programme  in  search  of  still  more 
knowledge.  Even  Herbert  Spencer,  in  my  opin- 
ion the  greatest  mind  that  ever  lived,  was  often 


24  HOW   TO   LIVE   ON 

forced  by  it  into  agreeable  little  backwaters  of 
inquiry. 

I  imagine  that  in  the  majority  of  people  who 
are  conscious  of  the  wish  to  live  —  that  is  to 
say,  people  who  have  intellectual  curiosity  — 
the  aspiration  to  exceed  formal  programmes 
takes  a  literary  shape.  They  would  like  to  em- 
bark on  a  course  of  reading.  Decidedly  the 
British  people  are  becoming  more  and  more 
literary.  But  I  would  point  out  that  literature 
by  no  means  comprises  the  whole  field  of 
knowledge,  and  that  the  disturbing  thirst  to 
improve  one's  self  —  to  increase  one's  knowledge 
—  may  well  be  slaked  quite  apart  from  litera- 
ture. With  the  various  ways  of  slaking  I  shall 
deal  later.  Here  I  merely  point  out  to  those 
who  have  no  natural  sympathy  with  literature 
that  literature  is  not  the  only  well. 


TWENTY-FOUR   HOURS   A    DAY     25 


III 

PRECAUTIONS  BEFORE 
BEGINNING 

NOW  that  I  have  succeeded  (if  succeeded 
I  have)  in  persuading  you  to  admit 
to  yourself  that  you  are  constantly 
haunted  by  a  suppressed  dissatisfaction  with 
your  own  arrangement  of  your  daily  life;  and 
that  the  primal  cause  of  that  inconvenient  dis- 
satisfaction is  the  feeling  that  you  are  every 
day  leaving  undone  something  which  you  would 
like  to  do,  and  which,  indeed,  you  are  always 
hoping  to  do  when  you  have  "  more  time  " ;  and 
now  that  I  have  drawn  your  attention  to  the 
glaring,  dazzling  truth  that  you  never  will  have 
"  more  time,"  since  you  already  have  all  the 
time  there  is  —  you  expect  me  to  let  you  into 
some  wonderful  secret  by  which  you  may  at 
any  rate  approach  the  ideal  of  a  perfect  arrange- 
ment of  the  day,  and  by  which,  therefore,  that 
haunting,  unpleasant,  daily  disappointment  of 
things  left  undone  will  be  got  rid  of! 


26  HOW   TO    LIVE    ON 

I  have  found  no  such  wonderful  secret.  Nor 
do  I  expect  to  find  it,  nor  do  I  expect  that  any- 
one else  will  ever  find  it.  It  is  undiscovered. 
When  you  first  began  to  gather  my  drift,  per- 
haps there  was  a  resurrection  of  hope  in  your 
breast.  Perhaps  you  said  to  yourself,  "This 
man  will  show  me  an  easy,  unfatiguing  way 
of  doing  what  I  have  so  long  in  vain  wished 
to  do."  Alas,  no!  The  fact  is  that  there  is 
no  easy  way,  no  royal  road.  The  path  to 
Mecca  is  extremely  hard  and  stony,  and  the 
worst  of  it  is  that  you  never  quite  get  there 
after  all. 

The  most  important  preliminary  to  the  task 
of  arranging  one's  life  so  that  one  may  live  fully 
and  comfortably  within  one's  daily  budget  of 
twenty-four  hours  is  the  calm  realisation  of  the 
extreme  difficulty  of  the  task,  of  the  sacrifices 
and  the  endless  effort  which  it  demands.  I 
cannot  too  strongly  insist  on  this. 

If  you  imagine  that  you  will  be  able  to  achieve 
your  ideal  by  ingeniously  planning  out  a  time- 
table with  a  pen  on  a  piece  of  paper,  you  had 
better  give  up  hope  at  once.  If  you  are  not 
prepared  for  discouragements  and  disillusions; 
if  you  will  not  be  content  with  a  small  result 


TWENTY-FOUR   HOURS   A   DAY     27 

for  a  big  effort,  then  do  not  begin.  Lie  down 
again  and  resume  the  uneasy  doze  which  you 
call  your  existence. 

It  is  very  sad,  is  it  not,  very  depressing  and 
sombre?  And  yet  I  think  it  is  rather  fine,  too, 
this  necessity  for  the  tense  bracing  of  the  will 
before  anything  worth  doing  can  be  done.  I 
rather  like  it  myself.  I  feel  it  to  be  the  chief 
thing  that  differentiates  me  from  the  cat  by  the 
fire. 

"Well,"  you  say,  "assume  that  I  am  braced 
for  the  battle.  Assume  that  I  have  carefully 
weighed  and  comprehended  your  ponderous  re- 
marks; how  do  I  begin?"  Dear  sir,  you  simply 
begin.  There  is  no  magic  method  of  beginning. 
If  a  man  standing  on  the  edge  of  a  swimming- 
bath  and  wanting  to  jump  into  the  cold  water 
should  ask  you,  "  How  do  I  begin  to  jump? " 
you  would  merely  reply,  "  Just  jump.  Take  hold 
of  your  nerves,  and  jump." 

As  I  have  previously  said,  the  chief  beauty 
about  the  constant  supply  of  time  is  that  you 
cannot  waste  it  in  advance.  The  next  year,  the 
next  day,  the  next  hour  are  lying  ready  for  you, 
as  perfect,  as  unspoilt,  as  if  you  had  never  wasted 
or  misapplied  a  single  moment  in  all  your  career. 


28  HOW   TO    LIVE   ON 

Which  fact  is  very  gratifying  and  reassuring. 
You  can  turn  over  a  new  leaf  every  hour  if  you 
choose.  Therefore  no  object  is  served  in  wait- 
ing till  next  week,  or  even  until  to-morrow. 
You  may  fancy  that  the  water  will  be  warmer 
next  week.  It  won't.  It  will  be  colder. 

But  before  you  begin,  let  me  murmur  a  few 
words  of  warning  in  your  private  ear. 

Let  me  principally  warn  you  against  your  own 
ardour.  Ardour  in  well-doing  is  a  misleading 
and  a  treacherous  thing.  It  cries  out  loudly  for 
employment;  you  can't  satisfy  it  at  first;  it 
wants  more  and  more;  it  is  eager  to  move 
mountains  and  divert  the  course  of  rivers.  It 
isn't  content  till  it  perspires.  And  then,  too 
often,  when  it  feels  the  perspiration  on  its  brow, 
it  wearies  all  of  a  sudden  and  dies,  without  even 
putting  itself  to  the  trouble  of  saying,  "I've 
had  enough  of  this." 

Beware  of  undertaking  too  much  at  the  start. 
Be  content  with  quite  a  little.  Allow  for  acci- 
dents. Allow  for  human  nature,  especially  your 
own. 

A  failure  or  so,  in  itself,  would  not  matter, 
if  it  did  not  incur  a  loss  of  self-esteem  and  of 
self-confidence.  But  just  as  nothing  succeeds  like 


TWENTY-FOUR   HOURS   A    DAY     29 

success,  so  nothing  fails  like  failure.  Most  peoplev 
who  are  ruined  are  ruined  by  attempting  too 
much.  Therefore,  in  setting  out  on  the  immense 
enterprise  of  living  fully  and  comfortably  within 
the  narrow  limits  of  twenty-four-Jiooirs  a  day, 
let  us  avoid  at  any  cost  the  risk  of  an  early 
failure.  I  will  not  agree  that,  in  this  business 
at  any  rate,  a  glorious  failure  is  better  than  a 
petty  success.  I  am  all  for  the  petty  success. 
A  glorious  failure  leads  to  nothing;  a  petty 
success  may  lead  to  a  success  that  is  not  petty. 
So  let  us  begin  to  examine  the  budget  of  the 
day's  time.  You  say  your  day  is  already  full 
to  overflowing.  How?  You  actually  spend  in 
earning  your  livelihood  —  how  much?  Seven 
hours,  on  the  average?  And  in  actual  sleep, 
seven?  I  will  add  two  hours,  and  be  generous. 
And  I  will  defy  you  to  account  to  me  on  the 
spur  of  the  moment  for  the  other  eight  hours. 


30  HOW   TO   LIVE   ON 


IV 
THE  CAUSE  OF  THE  TROUBLE 

IN  order  to  come  to  grips  at  once  with  the 
question  of  time-expenditure  in  all  its  ac- 
tuality, I  must  choose  an  individual  case 
for  examination.  I  can  only  deal  with  one  case, 
and  that  case  cannot  be  the  average  case,  be- 
cause there  is  no  such  case  as  the  average  case, 
just  as  there  is  no  such  man  as  the  average 
man.  Every  man  and  every  man's  case  is 
special. 

But  if  I  take  the  case  of  a  Londoner  who 
works  in  an  office,  whose  office  hours  are  from 
ten  to  six,  and  who  spends  fifty  minutes  morn- 
ing and  night  in  travelling  between  his  house 
door  and  his  office  door,  I  shall  have  got  as 
near  to  the  average  as  facts  permit.  There  are 
men  who  have  to  work  longer  for  a  living,  but 
there  are  others  who  do  not  have  to  work  so 
long. 

Fortunately  the  financial  side  of  existence  does 
not  interest  us  here;  for  our  present  purpose 


TWENTY-FOUR   HOURS   A   DAY     31 

the  clerk  at  a  pound  a  week  is  exactly  as  well 
off  as  the  millionaire  in  Carlton  House-terrace. 

Now  the  great  and  profound  mistake  which 
my  typical  man  makes  in  regard  to  his  day  is 
a  mistake  of  general  attitude,  a  mistake  which 
vitiates  and  weakens  two-thirds  of  his  energies 
and  interests.  In  the  majority  of  instances  he 
does  not  precisely  feel  a  passion  for  his  busi- 
ness; at  best  he  does  not  dislike  it.  He  begins 
his  business  functions  with  reluctance,  as  late  as 
he  can,  and  he  ends  them  with  joy,  as  early 
as  he  can.  And  his  engines  while  he  is  engaged 
in  his  business  are  seldom  at  their  full  "  h.p."  (I 
know  that  I  shall  be  accused  by  angry  readers 
of  traducing  the  city  worker;  but  I  am  pretty 
thoroughly  acquainted  with  the  City,  and  I  stick 
to  what  I  say.) 

Yet  in  spite  of  all  this  he  persists  in  looking 
upon  those  hours  from  ten  to  six  as  "the  day," 
to  which  the  ten  hours  preceding  them  and  the 
six  hours  following  them  are  nothing  but  a  pro- 
logue and  an  epilogue.  Such  an  attitude,  uncon- 
scious though  it  be,  of  course  kills  his  interest  in 
the  odd  sixteen  hours,  with  the  result  that,  even 
if  he  does  not  waste  them,  he  does  not  count 
them;  he  regards  them  simply  as  margin. 


32  HOW   TO    LIVE   ON 

This  general  attitude  is  utterly  illogical  and 
unhealthy,  since  it  formally  gives  the  central 
prominence  to  a  patch  of  time  and  a  bunch  of 
activities  which  the  man's  one  idea  is  to  "  get 
through"  and  have  "done  with."  If  a  man 
makes  two-thirds  of  his  existence  subservient 
to  one-third,  for  which  admittedly  he  has  no 
absolutely  feverish  zest,  how  can  he  hope  to  live 
fully  and  completely?  He  cannot. 

If  my  typical  man  wishes  to  live  fully  and 
completely  he  must,  in  his  mind,  arrange  a  day 
within  a  day.  And  this  inner  day,  a  Chinese 
box  in  a  larger  Chinese  box,  must  begin  at 
6  p.m.  and  end  at  10  a.m.  It  is  a  day  of  six- 
teen hours;  and  during  all  these  sixteen  hours 
he  has  nothing  whatever  to  do  but  cultivate  his 
body  and  his  soul  and  his  fellow  men.  During 
those  sixteen  hours  he  is  free;  he  is  not  a  wage- 
earner;  he  is  not  preoccupied  by  monetary 
cares;  he  is  just  as  good  as  a  man  with  a  pri- 
vate income.  This  must  be  his  attitude.  And 
his  attitude  is  all  important.  His  success  in  life 
(much  more  important  than  the  amount  of  estate 
upon  what  his  executors  will  have  to  pay  estate 
duty)  depends  on  it. 

What?     You  say  that  full  energy  given  to 


TWENTY-FOUR   HOURS   A   DAY     33 

those  sixteen  hours  will  lessen  the  value  of  the 
business  eight?  Not  so.  On  the  contrary,  it 
will  assuredly  increase  the  value  of  the  business 
eight.  One  of  the  chief  things  which  my  typi- 
cal man  has  to  learn  is  that  the  mental  faculties 
are  capable  of  a  continuous  hard  activity;  they 
do  not  tire  like  an  arm  or  a  leg.  All  they  want 
is  change  —  not  rest,  except  in  sleep. 

I  shall  now  examine  the  typical  man's  cur- 
rent method  of  employing  the  sixteen  hours 
that  are  entirely  his,  beginning  with  his  upris- 
ing. I  will  merely  indicate  things  which  he  does 
and  which  I  think  he  ought  not  to  do,  post- 
poning my  suggestions  for  "  planting  "  the  times 
which  I  shall  have  cleared  —  as  a  settler  clears 
spaces  in  a  forest. 

In  justice  to  him  I  must  say  that  he  wastes 
very  little  time  before  he  leaves  the  house  in 
the  morning  at  9.10.  In  too  many  houses  he 
gets  up  at  nine,  breakfasts  between  9.7  and  9.9^, 
and  then  bolts.  But  immediately  he  bangs  the 
front  door  his  mental  faculties,  which  are  tire- 
less, become  idle.  He  walks  to  the  station  in  a 
condition  of  mental  coma.  Arrived  there,  he 
usually  has  to  wait  for  the  train.  On  hundreds 
of  suburban  stations  every  morning  you  see  men 


34  HOW   TO   LIVE   ON 

calmly  strolling  up  and  down  platforms  while 
railway  companies  unblushingly  rob  them  of 
time,  which  is  more  than  money.  Hundreds  of 
thousands  of  hours  are  thus  lost  every  day 
simply  because  my  typical  man  thinks  so  little 
of  time  that  it  has  never  occurred  to  him  to 
take  quite  easy  precautions  against  the  risk  of 
its  loss. 

He  has  a  solid  coin  of  time  to  spend  every  day 
—  call  it  a  sovereign.  He  must  get  change  for 
it,  and  in  getting  change  he  is  content  to  lose 
heavily. 

Supposing  that  in  selling  him  a  ticket  the  com- 
pany said,  "  We  will  change  you  a  sovereign, 
but  we  shall  charge  you  three  halfpence  for  doing 
so,"  what  would  my  typical  man  exclaim?  Yet 
that  is  the  equivalent  of  what  the  company  does 
when  it  robs  him  of  five  minutes  twice  a  day. 

You  say  I  am  dealing  with  minutiae.  I  am. 
And  later  on  I  will  justify  myself. 

Now  will  you  kindly  buy  your  paper  and  step 
into  the  train? 


TWENTY-FOUR    HOURS   A    DAY     35 


TENNIS    AND   THE    IMMORTAL 
SOUL 

YOU  get  into  the  morning  train  with 
your  newspaper,  and  you  calmly  and 
majestically  give  yourself  up  to  your 
newspaper.  You  do  not  hurry.  You  know  you 
have  at  least  half  an  hour  of  security  in  front 
of  you.  As  your  glance  lingers  idly  at  the  ad- 
vertisements of  shipping  and  of  songs  on  the 
outer  pages,  your  air  is  the  air  of  a  leisured 
man,  wealthy  in  time,  of  a  man  from  some  planet 
where  there  are  a  hundred  and  twenty-four  hours 
a  day  instead  of  twenty-four.  I  am  an  impas- 
sioned reader  of  newspapers.  I  read  five  Eng- 
lish and  two  French  dailies,  and  the  news-agents 
alone  know  how  many  weeklies,  regularly.  I 
am  obliged  to  mention  this  personal  fact  lest 
I  should  be  accused  of  a  prejudice  against  news- 
papers when  I  say  that  I  object  to  the  reading 
of  newspapers  in  the  morning  train.  News- 


36  HOW   TO   LIVE   ON 

papers  are  produced  with  rapidity,  to  be  read 
with  rapidity.  There  is  no  place  in  my  daily 
programme  for  newspapers.  I  read  them  as  I 
may  in  odd  moments.  But  I  do  read  them.  The 
idea  of  devoting  to  them  thirty  or  forty  con- 
secutive minutes  of  wonderful  solitude  (for  no- 
where can  one  more  perfectly  immerse  one's 
self  in  one's  self  than  in  a  compartment  full  of 
silent,  withdrawn,  smoking  males)  is  to  me  re- 
pugnant. I  cannot  possibly  allow  you  to  scat- 
ter priceless  pearls  of  time  with  such  Oriental 
lavishness.  You  are  not  the  Shah  of  time.  Let 
me  respectfully  remind  you  that  you  have  no 
more  time  than  I  have.  No  newspaper  reading 
in  trains!  I  have  already  " put  by  "  about  three- 
quarters  of  an  hour  for  use. 

Now  you  reach  your  office.  And  I  abandon 
you  there  till  six  o'clock.  I  am  aware  that  you 
have  nominally  an  hour  (often  in  reality  an 
hour  and  a  half)  in  the  midst  of  the  day,  less 
than  half  of  which  time  is  given  to  eating.  But 
I  will  leave  you  all  that  to  spend  as  you  choose. 
You  may  read  your  newspapers  then. 

I  meet  you  again  as  you  emerge  from  your 
office.  You  are  pale  and  tired.  At  any  rate, 
your  wife  says  you  are  pale,  and  you  give  her 


TWENTY-FOUR   HOURS   A   DAY     37 

to  understand  that  you  are  tired.  During  the 
journey  home  you  have  been  gradually  working 
up  the  tired  feeling.  The  tired  feeling  hangs 
heavy  over  the  mighty  suburbs  of  London  like 
a  virtuous  and  melancholy  cloud,  particularly  in 
winter.  You  don't  eat  immediately  on  your 
arrival  home.  But  in  about  an  hour  or  so  you 
feel  as  if  you  could  sit  up  and  take  a  little 
nourishment.  And  you  do.  Then  you  smoke, 
seriously ;  you  see  friends ;  you  potter ;  you  play 
cards;  you  flirt  with  a  book;  you  note  that  old 
age  is  creeping  on;  you  take  a  stroll;  you  caress 
the  piano.  .  .  .  By  Jove!  a  quarter  past  eleven. 
Time  to  think  about  going  to  bed!  You  then 
devote  quite  forty  minutes  to  thinking  about 
going  to  bed;  and  it  is  conceivable  that  you  are 
acquainted  with  a  genuinely  good  whisky.  At 
last  you  go  to  bed,  exhausted  by  the  day's  work. 
Six  hours,  probably  more,  have  gone  since  you 
left  the  office  —  gone  like  a  dream,  gone  like 
magic,  unaccountably  gone! 

That  is  a  fair  sample  case.  But  you  say: 
"  It 's  all  very  well  for  you  to  talk.  A  man  is 
tired.  A  man  must  see  his  friends.  He  can't 
always  be  on  the  stretch."  Just  so.  But  when 
you  arrange  to  go  to  the  theatre  (especially 


38  HOW   TO   LIVE   ON 

with  a  pretty  woman)  what  happens?  You  rush 
to  the  suburbs;  you  spare  no  toil  to  make 
yourself  glorious  in  fine  raiment;  you  rush  back 
to  town  in  another  train;  you  keep  yourself 
on  the  stretch  for  four  hours,  if  not  five;  you 
take  her  home;  you  take  yourself  home.  You 
don't  spend  three-quarters  of  an  hour  in  "  think- 
ing about"  going  to  bed.  You  go.  Friends 
and  fatigue  have  equally  been  forgotten,  and  the 
evening  has  seemed  so  exquisitely  long  (or  per- 
haps too  short) !  And  do  you  remember  that 
time  when  you  were  persuaded  to  sing  in  the 
chorus  of  the  amateur  operatic  society,  and 
slaved  two  hours  every  other  night  for  three 
months?  Can  you  deny  that  when  you  have 
something  definite  to  look  forward  to  at  even- 
tide, something  that  is  to  employ  all  your  energy 
—  the  thought  of  that  something  gives  a  glow 
and  a  more  intense  vitality  to  the  whole 
day? 

What  I  suggest  is  that  at  six  o'clock  you  look 
facts  in  the  face  and  admit  that  you  are  not 
tired  (because  you  are  not,  you  know),  and  that 
you  arrange  your  evening  so  that  it  is  not  cut 
in  the  middle  by  a  meal.  By  so  doing  you  will 
have  a  clear  expanse  of  at  least  three  hours. 


TWENTY-FOUR   HOURS   A   DAY     39 

I  do  not  suggest  that  you  should  employ  three 
hours  every  night  of  your  life  in  using  up  your 
mental  energy.  But  I  do  suggest  that  you  might, 
for  a  commencement,  employ  an  hour  and  a 
half  every  other  evening  in  some  important  and 
consecutive  cultivation  of  the  mind.  You  will 
still  be  left  with  three  evenings  for  friends, 
bridge,  tennis,  domestic  scenes,  odd  reading, 
pipes,  gardening,  pottering,  and  prize  competi- 
tions. You  will  still  have  the  terrific  wealth 
of  forty-four  hours  between  2  p.m.  Saturday  and 
10  a.m.  Monday.  If  you  persevere  you  will  soon 
want  to  pass  four  evenings  and  perhaps  five, 
in  some  sustained  endeavour  to  be  genuinely 
alive.  And  you  will  fall  out  of  that  habit  of 
muttering  to  yourself  at  11.15  P-m;  "Time  to 
be  thinking  about  going  to  bed."  The  man  who 
begins  to  go  to  bed  forty  minutes  before  he 
opens  his  bedroom  door  is  bored;  that  is  to 
say,  he  is  not  living. 

But  remember,  at  the  start,  those  ninety  noc- 
turnal minutes  thrice  a  week  must  be  the  most 
important  minutes  in  the  ten  thousand  and 
eighty.  They  must  be  sacred,  quite  as  sacred 
as  a  dramatic  rehearsal  or  a  tennis  match.  In- 
stead of  saying,  "  Sorry  I  can't  see  you,  old 


40  HOW   TO   LIVE   ON 

chap,  but  I  have  to  run  off  to  the  tennis  club," 
you  must  say,  ".  .  .  but  I  have  to  work."  This, 
I  admit,  is  intensely  difficult  to  say.  Tennis 
is  so  much  more  urgent  than  the  immortal 
soul. 


TWENTY-FOUR   HOURS   A   DAY     41 


VI 
REMEMBER  HUMAN   NATURE 

I  HAVE  incidentally  mentioned  the  vast  ex- 
panse of  forty-four  hours  between  leaving 
business  at  2  p.m.  on  Saturday  and  re- 
turning to  business  at  10  a.m.  on  Monday.  And 
here  I  must  touch  on  the  point  whether  the 
week  should  consist  of  six  days  or  of  seven. 
For  many  years  —  in  fact,  until  I  was  approach- 
ing forty  —  my  own  week  consisted  of  seven 
days.  I  was  constantly  being  informed  by  older 
and  wiser  people  that  more  work,  more  genuine 
living,  could  be  got  out  of  six  days  than  out 
of  seven. 

And  it  is  certainly  true  that  now,  with  one 
day  in  seven  in  which  I  follow  no  programme 
and  make  no  effort  save  what  the  caprice  of  the 
moment  dictates,  I  appreciate  intensely  the  moral 
value  of  a  weekly  rest.  Nevertheless,  had  I  my 
life  to  arrange  over  again,  I  would  do  again 
as  I  have  done.  Only  those  who  have  lived  at 
the  full  stretch  seven  days  a  week  for  a  long 


42  HOW   TO   LIVE   ON 

time  can  appreciate  the  full  beauty  of  a  regular- 
recurring  idleness.  Moreover,  I  am  ageing.  And 
it  is  a  question  of  age.  In  cases  of  abounding 
youth  and  exceptional  energy  and  desire  for 
effort  I  should  say  unhesitatingly:  Keep  going, 
day  in,  day  out. 

But  in  the  average  case  I  should  say:  Con- 
fine your  formal  programme  (super-programme, 
I  mean)  to  six  days  a  week.  If  you  find  your- 
self wishing  to  extend  it,  extend  it,  but  only  in 
proportion  to  your  wish;  and  count  the  time 
extra  as  a  windfall,  not  as  regular  income,  so 
that  you  can  return  to  a  six-day  programme 
without  the  sensation  of  being  poorer,  of  being 
a  backslider. 

Let  us  now  see  where  we  stand.  So  far  we 
have  marked  for  saving  out  of  the  waste  of 
days,  half  an  hour  at  least  on  six  mornings  a 
week,  and  one  hour  and  a  half  on  three  even- 
ings a  week.  Total,  seven  hours  and  a  half  a 
week. 

I  propose  to  be  content  with  that  seven  hours 
and  a  half  for  the  present.  "What?"  you  cry. 
"  You  pretend  to  show  us  how  to  live,  and  you 
only  deal  with  seven  hours  and  'a  half  out  of 
a  hundred  and  sixty-eight!  Are  you  going  to 


TWENTY-FOUR   HOURS   A   DAY     43 

perform  a  miracle  with  your  seven  hours  and 
a  half?  "  Well,  not  to  mince  the  matter,  I  am 
—  if  you  will  kindly  let  me!  That  is  to  say, 
I  am  going  to  ask  you  to  attempt  an  experience 
which,  while  perfectly  natural  and  explicable, 
has  all  the  air  of  a  miracle.  My  contention  is 
that  the  full  use  of  those  seven-and-a-half  hours 
will  quicken  the  whole  life  of  the  week,  add  zest 
to  it,  and  increase  the  interest  which  you  feel 
in  even  the  most  banal  occupations.  You  prac- 
tise physical  exercises  for  a  mere  ten  minutes 
morning  and  evening,  and  yet  you  are  not  as- 
tonished when  your  physical  health  and  strength 
are  beneficially  affected  every  hour  of  the  day, 
and  your  whole  physical  outlook  changed.  Why  < 
should  you  be  astonished  that  an  average  of 
over  an  hour  a  day  given  to  the  mind  should 
permanently  and  completely  enliven  the  whole 
activity  of  the  mind? 

More  time  might  assuredly  be  given  to  the 
cultivation  of  one's  self.  And  in  proportion  as 
the  time  was  longer  the  results  would  be  greater. 
But  I  prefer  to  begin  with  what  looks  like  a 
trifling  effort. 

It  is  not  really  a  trifling  effort,  as  those  will 
discover  who  have  yet  to  essay  it.  To  "  clear  " 


44  HOW   TO    LIVE    ON 

even  seven  hours  and  a  half  from  the  jungle  is 
passably  difficult.  For  some  sacrifice  has  to  be 
made.  One  may  have  spent  one's  time  badly, 
but  one  did  spend  it;  one  did  do  something 
with  it,  however  ill-advised  that  something  may 
have  been.  To  do  something  else  means  a 
change  of  habits. 

And  habits  are  the  very  dickens  to  change! 
Further,  any  change,  even  a  change  for  the 
better,  is  always  accompanied  by  drawbacks  and 
discomforts.  If  you  imagine  that  you  will  be 
able  to  devote  seven  hours  and  a  half  a  week 
to  serious,  continuous  effort,  and  still  live  your 
old  life,  you  are  mistaken.  I  repeat  that  some 
sacrifice,  and  an  immense  deal  of  volition,  will 
be  necessary.  And  it  is  because  I  know  the 
difficulty,  it  is  because  I  know  the  almost  dis- 
astrous effect  of  failure  in  such  an  enterprise, 
that  I  earnestly  advise  a  very  humble  begin- 
ning. You  must  safeguard  your  self-respect. 
Self-respect  is  at  the  root  of  all  purposeful- 
ness,  and  a  failure  in  an  enterprise  deliberately 
planned  deals  a  desperate  wound  at  one's  self- 
respect.  Hence  I  iterate  and  reiterate:  Start 
quietly,  unostentatiously. 

When  you  have  conscientiously  given  seven 


TWENTY-FOUR   HOURS   A   DAY     45 

hours  aid  a  half  a  week  to  the  cultivation  of 
your  vitality  for  three  months  —  then  you  may 
begin  to  sing  louder  and  tell  yourself  what  won- 
drous things  you  are  capable  of  doing. 

Before  coming  to  the  method  of  using  the 
indicated  hours,  I  have  one  final  suggestion  to 
make.  That  is,  as  regards  the  evenings,  to  allow 
much  more  than  an  hour  and  a  half  in  which 
to  do  the  work  of  an  hour  and  a  half.  Re- 
member the  chance  of  accidents.  Remember 
human  nature.  And  give  yourself,  say,  from 
9  to  11.30  for  your  task  of  ninety  minutes. 


46  HOW   TO    LIVE   ON 


VII 
CONTROLLING  THE  MIND 

PEOPLE  say:  "One  can't  help  one's 
thoughts."  But  one  can.  The  control 
of  the  thinking  machine  is  perfectly  pos- 
sible. And  since  nothing  whatever  happens  to 
us  outside  our  own  brain;  since  nothing  hurts 
us  or  gives  us  pleasure  except  within  the  brain, 
the  supreme  importance  of  being  able  to  con- 
trol what  goes  on  in  that  mysterious  brain  is 
patent.  This  idea  is  one  of  the  oldest  platitudes, 
but  it  is  a  platitude  whose  profound  truth  and 
urgency  most  people  live  and  die  without  realis- 
ing. People  complain  of  the  lack  of  power  to 
concentrate,  not  witting  that  they  may  acquire 
the  power,  if  they  choose. 

And  without  the  power  to  concentrate  —  that 
is  to  say,  without  the  power  to  dictate  to  the 
brain  its  task  and  to  ensure  obedience  —  true 
life  is  impossible.  Mind  control  is  the  first  ele- 
ment of  a  full  existence. 

Hence,  it  seems  to  me,  the  first  business  of 


TWENTY-FOUR   HOURS   A   DAY     47 

the  day  should  be  to  put  the  mind  through  its 
paces.  You  look  after  your  body,  inside  and 
out;  you  run  grave  danger  in  hacking  hairs  off 
your  skin;  you  employ  a  whole  army  of  indi- 
viduals, from  the  milkman  to  the  pig-killer,  to 
enable  you  to  bribe  your  stomach  into  decent 
behaviour.  Why  not  devote  a  little  attention 
to  the  far  more  delicate  machinery  of  the  mind, 
especially  as  you  will  require  no  extraneous 
aid?  It  is  for  this  portion  of  the  art  and  craft 
of  living  that  I  have  reserved  the  time  from  the 
moment  of  quitting  your  door  to  the  moment 
of  arriving  at  your  office. 

"What?  I  am  to  cultivate  my  mind  in  the 
street,  on  the  platform,  in  the  train,  and  in 
the  crowded  street  again?  "  Precisely.  Nothing 
simpler!  No  tools  required!  Not  even  a  book. 
Nevertheless,  the  affair  is  not  easy. 

When  you  leave  your  house,  concentrate  your 
mind  on  a  subject  (no  matter  what,  to  begin 
with).  You  will  not  have  gone  ten  yards  be- 
fore your  mind  has  skipped  away  under  your 
very  eyes  and  is  larking  round  the  corner  with 
another  subject. 

Bring  it  back  by  the  scruff  of  the  neck.  Ere 
you  have  reached  the  station  you  will  have 


48  HOW   TO   LIVE   ON 

brought  it  back  about  forty  times.  Do  not  de- 
spair. Continue.  Keep  it  up.  You  will  suc- 
ceed. You  cannot  by  any  chance  fail  if  you 
persevere.  It  is  idle  to  pretend  that  your  mind 
is  incapable  of  concentration.  Do  you  not  re- 
member that  morning  when  you  received  a  dis- 
quieting letter  which  demanded  a  very  carefully- 
worded  answer?  How  you  kept  your  mind 
steadily  on  the  subject  of  the  answer,  without 
a  second's  intermission,  until  you  reached  your 
office;  whereupon  you  instantly  sat  down  and 
wrote  the  answer?  That  was  a  case  in  which 
yott  were  roused  by  circumstances  to  such  a 
degree  of  vitality  that  you  were  able  to  domi- 
nate your  mind  like  a  tyrant.  You  would  have 
no  trifling.  You  insisted  that  its  work  should 
be  done,  and  its  work  was  done. 

By  the  regular  practice  of  concentration  (as 
to  which  there  is  no  secret  —  save  the  secret  of 
perseverance)  you  can  tyrannise  over  your  mind 
(which  is  not  the  highest  part  of  you)  every 
hour  of  the  day,  and  in  no  matter  what  place. 
The  exercise  is  a  very  convenient  one.  If  you 
got  into  your  morning  train  with  a  pair  of 
dumb-bells  for  your  muscles  or  an  encyclopaedia 
in  ten  volumes  for  your  learning,  you  would 


TWENTY-FOUR   HOURS   A   DAY     49 

probably  excite  remark.  But  as  you  walk  in  the 
street,  or  sit  in  the  corner  of  the  compartment 
behind  a  pipe,  or  "strap-hang"  on  the  Subter- 
ranean, who  is  to  know  that  you  are  engaged 
in  the  most  important  of  daily  acts?  What 
asinine  boor  can  laugh  at  you? 

I  do  not  care  what  you  concentrate  on,  so 
long  as  you  concentrate.  It  is  the  mere  dis- 
ciplining of  the  thinking  machine  that  counts. 
But  still,  you  may  as  well  kill  two  birds  with 
one  stone,  and  concentrate  on  something  useful. 
I  suggest  —  it  is  only  a  suggestion  —  a  little 
chapter  of  Marcus  Aurelius  or  Epictetus. 

Do  not,  I  beg,  shy  at  their  names.  For  my- 
self, I  know  nothing  more  "  actual,"  more  burst- 
ing with  plain  common-sense,  applicable  to  the 
daily  life  of  plain  persons  like  you  and  me  (who 
hate  airs,  pose,  and  nonsense)  than  Marcus 
Aurelius  or  Epictetus.  Read  a  chapter  —  and 
so  short  they  are,  the  chapters !  —  in  the  evening 
and  concentrate  on  it  the  next  morning.  You 
will  see. 

Yes,  my  friend,  it  is  useless  for  you  to  try 
to  disguise  the  fact.  I  can  hear  your  brain  like 
a  telephone  at  my  ear.  You  are  saying  to  your- 
self :  "  This  fellow  was  doing  pretty  well  up  to 


50  HOW   TO   LIVE   ON 

his  seventh  chapter.  He  had  begun  to  interest 
me  faintly.  But  what  he  says  about  thinking 
in  trains,  and  concentration,  and  so  on,  is  not 
for  me.  It  may  be  well  enough  for  some  folks, 
but  it  isn't  in  my  line." 

It  is  for  you,  I  passionately  repeat;  it  is  for 
you.  Indeed,  you  are  the  very  man  I  am  aim- 
ing at. 

Throw  away  the  suggestion,  and  you  throw 
away  the  most  precious  suggestion  that  was  ever 
offered  to  you.  It  is  not  my  suggestion.  It  is 
the  suggestion  of  the  most  sensible,  practical, 
hard-headed  men  that  have  walked  the  earth. 
I  only  give  it  you  at  second-hand.  Try  it.  Get 
your  mind  in  hand.  And  see  how  the  process 
cures  half  the  evils  of  life  —  especially  worry, 
that  miserable,  avoidable,  shameful  disease  — 
worry! 


TWENTY-FOUR  HOURS  A  DAY    5i 


VIII 
THE  REFLECTIVE  MOOD 

THE  exercise  of  concentrating  the  mind 
(to  which  at  least  half  an  hour  a  day 
should  be  given)  is  a  mere  preliminary, 
like  scales  on  the  piano.    Having  acquired  power 
over  that  most  unruly  member  of  one's  complex 
organism,   one  has   naturally   to   put   it   to  the 
yoke.    Useless  to  possess  an  obedient  mind  un- 
less one  profits  to  the  furthest  possible  degree 
by  its  obedience.    A  prolonged  primary  course  of 
study  is  indicated. 

Now  as  to  what  this  course  of  study  should 
be  there  cannot  be  any  question;  there  never 
has  been  any  question.  All  the  sensible  people 
of  all  ages  are  agreed  upon  it.  And  it  is  not 
literature,  nor  is  it  any  other  art,  nor  is  it  his- 
tory, nor  is  it  any  science.  It  is  the  study  of 
one's  self.  Man,  know  thyself.  These  words 
are  so  hackneyed  that  verily  I  blush  to  write 
them.  Yet  they  must  be  written,  for  they  need 
to  be  written.  (I  take  back  my  blush,  being 


52  HOW   TO    LIVE    ON 

ashamed  of  it.)  Man,  know  thyself.  I  say  it 
out  loud.  The  phrase  is  one  of  those  phrases 
with  which  everyone  is  familiar,  of  which  every- 
one acknowledges  the  value,  and  which  only  the 
most  sagacious  put  into  practice.  I  don't  know 
why.  I  am  entirely  convinced  that  what  is  more 
than  anything  else  lacking  in  the  life  of  the 
average  well-intentioned  man  of  to-day  is  the 
reflective  mood. 

We  do  not  reflect.  I  mean  that  we  do  not  re- 
flect upon  genuinely  important  things:  upon  the 
problem  of  our  happiness,  upon  the  main  direction 
in  which  we  are  going,  upon  what  life  is  giving 
to  us,  upon  the  share  which  reason  has  (or  has 
not)  in  determining  our  actions,  and  upon  the  re- 
lation between  our  principles  and  our  conduct. 

And  yet  you  are  in  search  of  happiness,  are 
you  not?  Have  you  discovered  it? 

The  chances  are  that  you  have  not.  The 
chances  are  that  you  have  already  come  to  be- 
lieve that  happiness  is  unattainable.  But  men 
have  attained  it.  And  they  have  attained  it  by 
realising  that  happiness  does  not  spring  from 
the  procuring  of  physical  or  mental  pleasure, 
but  from  the  development  of  reason  and  the  ad- 
justment of  conduct  to  principles. 


TWENTY-FOUR    HOURS   A    DAY     53 

I  suppose  that  you  will  not  have  the  audacity 
to  deny  this.  And  if  you  admit  it,  and  still 
devote  no  part  of  your  day  to  the  deliberate 
consideration  of  your  reason,  principles,  and 
conduct,  you  admit  also  that  while  striving  for 
a  certain  thing  you  are  regularly  leaving  undone 
the  one  act  which  is  necessary  to  the  attainment 
of  that  thing. 

Now,  shall  I  blush,  or  will  you? 

Do  not  fear  that  I  mean  to  thrust  certain 
principles  upon  your  attention.  I  care  not  (in 
this  place)  what  your  principles  are.  Your 
principles  may  induce  you  to  believe  in  the 
righteousness  of  burglary.  I  don't  mind.  All 
I  urge  is  that  a  life  in  which  conduct  does  not 
fairly  well  accord  with  principles  is  a  silly  life; 
and  that  conduct  can  only  be  made  to  accord 
with  principles  by  means  of  daily  examination, 
reflection,  and  resolution.  What  leads  to  the  per- 
manent sorrowfulness  of  burglars  is  that  their 
principles  are  contrary  to  burglary.  If  they 
genuinely  believed  in  the  moral  excellence  of 
burglary,  penal  servitude  would  simply  mean  so 
many  happy  years  for  them;  all  martyrs  are 
happy,  because  their  conduct  and  their  princi- 
ples agree. 


54  HOW   TO   LIVE   ON 

As  for  reason  (which  makes  conduct,  and  if 
not  unconnected  with  the  making  of  principles), 
it  plays  a  far  smaller  part  in  our  lives  than  we 
fancy.  We  are  supposed  to  be  reasonable;  but 
we  are  much  more  instinctive  than  reasonable. 
And  the  less  we  reflect,  the  less  reasonable  we 
shall  be.  The  next  time  you  get  cross  with  the 
waiter  because  your  steak  is  over-cooked,  ask 
reason  to  step  into  the  cabinet-room  of  your 
mind,  and  consult  her.  She  will  probably  tell 
you  that  the  waiter  did  not  cook  the  steak,  and 
had  no  control  over  the  cooking  of  the  steak; 
and  that  even  if  he  alone  was  to  blame,  you 
accomplished  nothing  good  by  getting  cross; 
you  merely  lost  your  dignity,  looked  a  fool  in 
the  eyes  of  sensible  men,  and  soured  the  waiter, 
while  producing  no  effect  whatever  on  the  steak. 

The  result  of  this  consultation  with  reason 
(for  which  she  makes  no  charge)  will  be  that 
when  once  more  your  steak  is  over-cooked  you 
will  treat  the  waiter  as  a  fellow-creature,  remain 
quite  calm  in  a  kindly  spirit,  and  politely  insist 
on  having  a  fresh  steak.  The  gain  will  be  ob- 
vious and  solid. 

In  the  formation  or  modification  of  principles, 
and  the  practice  of  conduct,  much  help  can  be 


TWENTY-FOUR   HOURS   A   DAY     55 

derived  from  printed  books  (issued  at  sixpence 
each  and  upwards).  I  mentioned  in  my  last 
chapter  Marcus  Aurelius  and  Epictetus.  Certain 
even  more  widely  known  works  will  occur  at 
once  to  the  memory.  I  may  also  mention  Pascal, 
La  Bruyere,  and  Emerson.  For  myself,  you 
do  not  catch  me  travelling  without  my  Marcus 
Aurelius.  Yes,  books,  are  valuable.  But  no 
reading  of  books  will  take  the  place  of  a  daily, 
candid,  honest  examination  of  what  one  has 
recently  done,  and  what  one  is  about  to  do  — 
of  a  steady  looking  at  one's  self  in  the  face 
(disconcerting  though  the  sight  may  be). 

When  shall  this  important  business  be  ac- 
complished? The  solitude  of  the  evening  jour- 
ney home  appears  to  me  to  be  suitable  for  it. 
A  reflective  mood  naturally  follows  the  exertion 
of  having  earned  the  day's  living.  Of  course  if, 
instead  of  attending  to  an  elementary  and  pro- 
foundly important  duty,  you  prefer  to  read  the 
paper  (which  you  might  just  as  well  read  while 
waiting  for  your  dinner)  I  have  nothing  to  say. 
But  attend  to  it  at  some  time  of  the  day  you 
must.  I  now  come  to  the  evening  hours. 


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IX 

INTEREST  IN  THE  ARTS 

MANY  people  pursue  a  regular  and 
uninterrupted  course  of  idleness  in 
the  evenings  because  they  think  that 
there  is  no  alternative  to  idleness  but  the  study 
of  literature;  and  they  do  not  happen  to  have 
a  taste  for  literature.  This  is  a  great  mistake. 

Of  course  it  is  impossible,  or  at  any  rate 
very  difficult,  properly  to  study  anything  what- 
ever without  the  aid  of  printed  books.  But  if 
you  desired  to  understand  the  deeper  depths  of 
bridge  or  of  boat-sailing  you  would  not  be  de- 
terred by  your  lack  of  interest  in  literature  from 
reading  the  best  books  on  bridge  or  boat-sailing. 
We  must,  therefore,  distinguish  between  litera- 
ture, and  books  treating  of  subjects  not  literary. 
I  shall  come  to  literature  in  due  course. 

Let  me  now  remark  to  those  who  have  never 
read  Meredith,  and  who  are  capable  of  being 
unmoved  by  a  discussion  as  to  whether  Mr. 
Stephen  Phillips  is  or  is  not  a  true  poet,  that 


TWENTY-FOUR   HOURS   A   DAY     57 

they  are  perfectly  within  their  rights.  It  is  not 
a  crime  not  to  love  literature.  It  is  not  a  sign 
of  imbecility.  The  mandarins  of  literature  will 
order  out  to  instant  execution  the  unfortunate 
individual  who  does  not  comprehend,  say,  the 
influence  of  Wordsworth  on  Tennyson.  But 
that  is  only  their  impudence.  Where  would  they 
be,  I  wonder,  if  requested  to  explain  the  influ- 
ences that  went  to  make  Tschaikowsky's  "Pa- 
thetic Symphony"? 

There  are  enormous  fields  of  knowledge  quite 
outside  literature  which  will  yield  magnificent 
results  to  cultivators.  For  example  (since  I  have 
just  mentioned  the  most  popular  piece  of  high- 
class  music  in  England  to-day),  I  am  reminded 
that  the  Promenade  Concerts  begin  in  August. 
You  go  to  them.  You  smoke  your  cigar  or 
cigarette  (and  I  regret  to  say  that  you  strike 
your  matches  during  the  soft  bars  of  the  "  Lo- 
hengrin" overture),  and  you  enjoy  the  music. 
But  you  say  you  cannot  play  the  piano  or  the 
fiddle,  or  even  the  banjo;  that  you  know  noth- 
ing of  music. 

What  does  that  matter?  That  you  have  a 
genuine  taste  for  music  is  proved  by  the  fact 
that,  in  order  to  fill  his  hall  with  you  and  your 


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peers,  the  conductor  is  obliged  to  provide  pro- 
grammes from  which  bad  music  is  almost  en- 
tirely excluded  (a  change  from  the  old  Covent 
Garden  days!). 

Now  surely  your  inability  to  perform  "  The 
Maiden's  Prayer"  on  a  piano  need  not  prevent 
you  from  making  yourself  familiar  with  the  con- 
struction of  the  orchestra  to  which  you  listen 
a  couple  of  nights  a  week  during  a  couple  of 
months!  As  things  are,  you  probably  think  of 
the  orchestra  as  a  heterogeneous  mass  of  in- 
struments producing  a  confused  agreeable  mass 
of  sound.  You  do  not  listen  for  details  because 
you  have  never  trained  your  ears  to  listen  to 
details. 

If  you  were  asked  to  name  the  instruments 
which  piay  the  great  theme  at  the  beginning  of 
the  C  minor  symphony  you  could  not  name 
them  for  your  life's  sake.  Yet  you  admire  the 
C  minor  symphony.  It  has  thrilled  you.  It  will 
thrill  you  again.  You  have  even  talked  about 
it,  in  an  expansive  mood,  to  that  lady  —  you 
know  whom  I  mean.  And  all  you  can  positively 
state  about  the  C  minor  symphony  is  that  Bee- 
thoven composed  it  and  that  it  is  a  "jolly  fine 
thing." 


TWENTY-FOUR   HOURS    A    DAY     59 

Now,  if  you  have  read,  say,  Mr.  Krehbiel's 
"  How  to  Listen  to  Music  "  (which  can  be  got 
at  any  bookseller's  for  less  than  the  price  of  a 
stall  at  the  Alhambra,  and  which  contains  photo- 
graphs of  all  the  orchestral  instruments  and 
plans  of  the  arrangement  of  orchestras)  you 
would  next  go  to  a  promenade  concert  with  an 
astonishing  intensification  of  interest  in  it.  In- 
stead of  a  confused  mass,  the  orchestra  would 
appear  to  you  as  what  it  is  —  a  marvellously 
balanced  organism  whose  various  groups  of 
members  each  have  a  different  and  an  indis- 
pensable function.  You  would  spy  out  the  in- 
struments, and  listen  for  their  respective  sounds. 
You  would  know  the  gulf  that  separates  a 
French  horn  from  an  English  horn,  and  you 
would  perceive  why  a  player  of  the  hautboy 
gets  higher  wages  than  a  fiddler,  though  the 
fiddle  is  the  more  difficult  instrument.  You 
would  Ifue  at  a  promenade  concert,  whereas 
previously  you  had  merely  existed  there  in  a 
state  of  beatific  coma,  like  a  baby  gazing  at  a 
bright  object. 

The  foundations  of  a  genuine,  systematic 
knowledge  of  music  might  be  laid.  You  might 
specialise  your  inquiries  either  on  a  particular 


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form  of  music  (such  as  the  symphony),  or  on 
the  works  of  a  particular  composer.  At  the  end 
of  a  year  of  forty-eight  weeks  of  three  brief 
evenings  each,  combined  with  a  study  of  pro- 
grammes and  attendances  at  concerts  chosen  out 
of  your  increasing  knowledge,  you  would  really 
know  something  about  music,  even  though  you 
were  as  far  off  as  ever  from  jangling  "  The 
Maiden's  Prayer"  on  the  piano. 

"  But  I  hate  music ! "  you  say.  My  dear  sir, 
I  respect  you. 

What  applies  to  music  applies  to  the  other 
arts.  I  might  mention  Mr.  Clermont  Witt's 
"  How  to  Look  at  Pictures,"  or  Mr.  Russell 
Sturgis's  "  How  to  Judge  Architecture,"  as  be- 
ginnings (merely  beginnings)  of  systematic  vital- 
ising knowledge  in  other  arts,  the  materials  for 
whose  study  abound  in  London. 

"  I  hate  all  the  arts !  "  you  say.  My  dear  sir, 
I  respect  you  more  and  more. 

I  will  deal  with  your  case  next,  before  com- 
ing to  literature. 


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X 

NOTHING  IN  LIFE  IS  HUMDRUM 


A~T  is  a  great  thing.  But  it  is  not  the 
greatest.  The  most  important  of  all 
perceptions  is  the  continual  perception 
of  cause  and  effect  —  in  other  words,  the  per- 
ception of  the  continuous  development  of  the 
universe  —  in  still  other  words,  the  perception 
of  the  course  of  evolution.  When  one  has 
thoroughly  got  imbued  into  one's  head  the  lead- 
ing truth  that  nothing  happens  without  a  cause, 
one  grows  not  only  large-minded,  but  large- 
hearted. 

It  is  hard  to  have  one's  watch  stolen,  but 
one  reflects  that  the  thief  of  the  watch  became 
a  thief  from  causes  of  heredity  and  environment 
which  are  as  interesting  as  they  are  scientific- 
ally comprehensible;  and  one  buys  another 
watch,  if  not  with  joy,  at  any  rate  with  a  phi- 
losophy that  makes  bitterness  impossible.  One 
loses,  in  the  study  of  cause  and  effect,  that 
absurd  air  which  so  many  people  have  of  being 


62  HOW   TO   LIVE   ON 

always  shocked  and  pained  by  the  curiousness 
of  life.  Such  people  live  amid  human  nature 
as  if  human  nature  were  a  foreign  country  full 
of  awful  foreign  customs.  But,  having  reached 
maturity,  one  ought  surely  to  be  ashamed  of 
being  a  stranger  in  a  strange  land! 

The  study  of  cause  and  effect,  while  it  lessens 
the  painfulness  of  life,  adds  to  life's  picturesque- 
ness.  The  man  to  whom  evolution  is  but  a 
name  looks  at  the  sea  as  a  grandiose,  monoto- 
nous spectacle,  which  he  can  witness  in  August 
for  three  shillings  third-class  return.  The  man 
who  is  imbued  with  the  idea  of  development, 
of  continuous  cause  and  effect,  perceives  in  the 
sea  an  element  which  in  the  day-before-yesterday 
of  geology  was  vapour,  which  yesterday  was 
boiling,  and  which  to-morrow  will  inevitably  be 
ice. 

He  perceives  that  a  liquid  is  merely  something 
on  its  way  to  be  solid,  and  he  is  penetrated  by 
a  sense  of  the  tremendous,  changeful  picturesque- 
ness  of  life.  Nothing  will  afford  a  more  dur- 
able satisfaction  than  the  constantly  cultivated 
appreciation  of  this.  It  is  the  end  of  all  science. 

Cause  and  effect  are  to  be  found  everywhere. 
Rents  went  up  in  Shepherd's  Bush.  It  was 


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painful  and  shocking  that  rents  should  go  up  in 
Shepherd's  Bush.  But  to  a  certain  point  we  are 
all  scientific  students  of  cause  and  effect,  and 
there  was  not  a  clerk  lunching  at  a  Lyons 
Restaurant  who  did  not  scientifically  put  two 
and  two  together  and  see  in  the  (once)  Two- 
penny Tube  the  cause  of  an  excessive  demand 
for  wigwams  in  Shepherd's  Bush,  and  in  the 
excessive  demand  for  wigwams  the  cause  of  the 
increase  in  the  price  of  wigwams. 
"  Simple !  "  you  say,  disdainfully.  Everything 

—  the  whole  complex  movement  of  the  universe 

—  is  as  simple  as  that  —  when  you  can  suffi- 
ciently put  two  and  two  together.    And,  my  dear 
sir,  perhaps  you  happen  to  be  an  estate  agent's 
clerk,  and  you  hate  the  arts,  and  you  want  to 
foster  your  immortal   soul,   and   you   can't  be 
interested    in    your    business    because    it's    so 
humdrum. 

Nothing  is  humdrum. 

The  tremendous,  changeful  picturesqueness  of 
life  is  marvellously  shown  in  an  estate  agent's 
office.  What!  There  was  a  block  of  traffic  in 
Oxford  Street;  to  avoid  the  block  people  actu- 
ally began  to  travel  under  the  cellars  and  drains, 
and  the  result  was  a  rise  of  rents  in  Shepherd's 


64  HOW   TO    LIVE    ON 

Bush!  And  you  say  that  isn't  picturesque! 
Suppose  you  were  to  study,  in  this  spirit,  the 
property  question  in  London  for  an  hour  and 
a  half  every  other  evening.  Would  it  not  give 
zest  to  your  business,  and  transform  your  whole 
life? 

You  would  arrive  at  more  difficult  problems. 
And  you  would  be  able  to  tell  us  why,  as  the 
natural  result  of  cause  and  effect,  the  longest 
straight  street  in  London  is  about  a  yard  and 
a  half  in  length,  while  the  longest  absolutely 
straight  street  in  Paris  extends  for  miles.  I 
think  you  will  admit  that  in  an  estate  agent's 
clerk  I  have  not  chosen  an  example  that  specially 
favours  my  theories. 

You  are  a  bank  clerk,  and  you  have  not  read 
that  breathless  romance  (disguised  as  a  scientific 
study),  Walter  Bagehot's  "Lombard  Street"? 
Ah,  my  dear  sir,  if  you  had  begun  with  that, 
and  followed  it  up  for  ninety  minutes  every 
other  evening,  how  enthralling  your  business 
would  be  to  you,  and  how  much  more  clearly 
you  would  understand  human  nature. 

You  are  "penned  in  town,"  but  you  love  ex- 
cursions to  the  country  and  the  observation  of 
wild  life  —  certainly  a  heart-enlarging  diversion. 


TWENTY-FOUR   HOURS   A   DAY     65 

Why  don't  you  walk  out  of  your  house  door,  in 
your  slippers,  to  the  nearest  gas  lamp  of  a  night 
with  a  butterfly  net,  and  observe  the  wild  life 
of  common  and  rare  moths  that  is  beating  about 
it,  and  co-ordinate  the  knowledge  thus  obtained 
and  build  a  superstructure  on  it,  and  at  last  get 
to  know  something  about  something? 

You  need  not  be  devoted  to  the  arts,  nor  to 
literature,  in  order  to  live  fully. 

The  whole  field  of  daily  habit  and  scene  is 
waiting  to  satisfy  that  curiosity  which  means 
life,  and  the  satisfaction  of  which  means  an 
understanding  heart. 

I  promised  to  deal  with  your  case,  O  man 
who  hates  art  and  literature,  and  I  have  dealt 
with  it.  I  now  come  to  the  case  of  the  person, 
happily  very  common,  who  does  "  like  reading." 


66  HOW   TO    LIVE    ON 


XI 

SERIOUS   READING 

NOVELS  are  excluded  from  "serious 
reading,"  so  that  the  man  who,  bent 
on  self-improvement,  has  been  decid- 
ing to  devote  ninety  minutes  three  times  a  week 
to  a  complete  study  of  the  works  of  Charles 
Dickens  will  be  well  advised  to  alter  his  plans. 
The  reason  is  not  that  novels  are  not  serious  — 
some  of  the  greatest  literature  of  the  world  is 
in  the  form  of  prose  fiction  —  the  reason  is  that 
bad  novels  ought  not  to  be  read,  and  that  good 
novels  never  demand  any  appreciable  mental 
application  on  the  part  of  the  reader.  It  is 
only  the  bad  parts  of  Meredith's  novels  that  are 
difficult.  A  good  novel  rushes  you  forward  like 
a  skiff  down  a  stream,  and  you  arrive  at  the  end, 
perhaps  breathless,  but  unexhausted.  The  best 
novels  involve  the  least  strain.  Now  in  the 
cultivation  of  the  mind  one  of  the  most  im- 
portant factors  is  precisely  the  feeling  of  strain, 
of  difficulty,  of  a  task  which  one  part  of  you 


TWENTY-FOUR    HOURS   A   DAY     67 

is  anxious  to  achieve  and  another  part  of  you 
is  anxious  to  shirk;  and  that  feeling  cannot  be 
got  in  facing  a  novel.  You  do  not  set  your 
teeth  in  order  to  read  "  Anna  Karenina."  There- 
fore, though  you  should  read  novels,  you  should 
not  read  them  in  those  ninety  minutes. 

Imaginative  poetry  produces  a  far  greater 
mental  strain  than  novels.  It  produces  prob- 
ably the  severest  strain  of  any  form  of  litera- 
ture. It  is  the  highest  form  of  literature.  It 
yields  the  highest  form  of  pleasure,  and  teaches 
the  highest  form  of  wisdom.  In  a  word,  there 
is  nothing  to  compare  with  it.  I  say  this  with 
sad  consciousness  of  the  fact  that  the  majority 
of  people  do  not  read  poetry. 

I  am  persuaded  that  many  excellent  persons, 
if  they  were  confronted  with  the  alternatives  of 
reading  "  Paradise  Lost "  and  going  round  Tra- 
falgar Square  at  noonday  on  their  knees  in  sack- 
cloth, would  choose  the  ordeal  of  public  ridicule. 
Still,  I  will  never  cease  advising  my  friends 
and  enemies  to  read  poetry  before  anything. 

If  poetry  is  what  is  called  "a  sealed  book" 
to  you,  begin  by  reading  Hazlitt's  famous  essay 
on  the  nature  of  "poetry  in  general."  It  is  the 
best  thing  of  its  kind  in  English,  and  no  one 


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who  has  read  it  can  possibly  be  under  the  mis- 
apprehension that  poetry  is  a  mediaeval  torture, 
or  a  mad  elephant,  or  a  gun  that  will  go  off  by 
itself  and  kill  at  forty  paces.  Indeed,  it  is  dif- 
ficult to  imagine  the  mental  state  of  the  man 
who,  after  reading  Hazlitt's  essay,  is  not  ur- 
gently desirous  of  reading  some  poetry  before 
his  next  meal.  If  the  essay  so  inspires  you  I 
would  suggest  that  you  make  a  commencement 
with  purely  narrative  poetry. 

There  is  an  infinitely  finer  English  novel,  writ- 
ten by  a  woman,  than  anything  by  George  Eliot 
or  the  Bronte's,  or  even  Jane  Austen,  which 
perhaps  you  have  not  read.  Its  title  is  "  Aurora 
Leigh,"  and  its  author  E.  B.  Browning.  It 
happens  to  be  written  in  verse,  and  to  contain 
a  considerable  amount  of  genuinely  fine  poetry. 
Decide  to  read  that  book  through,  even  if  you 
die  for  it.  Forget  that  it  is  fine  poetry.  Read 
it  simply  for  the  story  and  the  social  ideas.  And 
when  you  have  done,  ask  yourself  honestly 
whether  you  still  dislike  poetry.  I  have  known 
more  than  one  person  to  whom  "  Aurora  Leigh  " 
has  been  the  means  of  proving  that  in  assuming 
they  hated  poetry  they  were  entirely  mistaken. 

Of  course,  if,  after  Hazlitt,  and  such  an  ex- 


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periment  made  in  the  light  of  Hazlitt,  you  are 
finally  assured  that  there  is  something  in  you 
which  is  antagonistic  to  poetry,  you  must  be 
content  with  history  or  philosophy.  I  shall  re- 
gret it,  yet  not  inconsolably.  "  The  Decline  and 
Fall "  is  not  to  be  named  in  the  same  day  with 
"  Paradise  Lost,"  but  it  is  a  vastly  pretty  thing ; 
and  Herbert  Spencer's  "  First  Principles  "  simply 
laughs  at  the  claims  of  poetry,  and  refuses  to 
be  accepted  as  aught  but  the  most  majestic 
product  of  any  human  mind.  I  do  not  suggest 
that  either  of  these  works  is  suitable  for  a  tyro 
in  mental  strains.  But  I  see  no  reason  why 
any  man  of  average  intelligence  should  not, 
after  a  year  of  continuous  reading,  be  fit  to 
assault  the  supreme  masterpieces  of  history  or 
philosophy.  The  great  convenience  of  master- 
pieces is  that  they  are  so  astonishingly  lucid. 

I  suggest  no  particular  work  as  a  start.  The 
attempt  would  be  futile  in  the  space  at  my 
command.  But  I  have  two  general  suggestions 
of  a  certain  importance.  The  first  is  to  define 
the  direction  and  scope  of  your  efforts.  Choose 
a  limited  period,  or  a  limited  subject,  or  a  single 
author.  Say  to  yourself:  "I  will  know  some- 
thing about  the  French  Revolution,  or  the  rise 


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of  railways,  or  the  works  of  John  Keats."  And 
during  a  given  period,  to  be  settled  beforehand, 
confine  yourself  to  your  choice.  There  is  much 
pleasure  to  be  derived  from  being  a  specialist. 

The  second  suggestion  is  to  think  as  well  as 
to  read.  I  know  people  who  read  and  read,  and 
for  all  the  good  it  does  them  they  might  just 
as  well  cut  bread-and-butter.  They  take  to 
reading  as  better  men  take  to  drink.  They  fly 
through  the  shires  of  literature  on  a  motor-car, 
their  sole  object  being  motion.  They  will  tell 
you  how  many  books  they  have  read  in  a  year. 

Unless  you  give  at  least  forty-five  minutes  to 
careful,  fatiguing  reflection  (it  is  an  awful  bore 
at  first)  .upon  what  you  are  reading,  your  ninety 
minutes  of  a  night  are  chiefly  wasted.  This 
means  that  your  pace  will  be  slow. 

Never  mind. 

Forget  the  goal;  think  only  of  the  surround- 
ing country;  and  after  a  period,  perhaps  when 
you  least  expect  it,  you  will  suddenly  find  your- 
self in  a  lovely  town  on  a  hill. 


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XII 
DANGERS  TO  AVOID 

I  CANNOT  terminate  these  hints,  often,  I 
fear,  too  didactic  and  abrupt,  upon  the 
full  use  of  one's  time  to  the  great  end  of 
living  (as  distinguished  from  vegetating)  with- 
out briefly  referring  to  certain  dangers  which 
lie  in  wait  for  the  sincere  aspirant  towards  life. 
The  first  is  the  terrible  danger  of  becoming  that 
most  odious  and  least  supportable  of  persons  — 
a  prig.  Now  a  prig  is  a  pert  fellow  who  gives 
himself  airs  of  superior  wisdom.  A  prig  is  a 
pompous  fool  who  has  gone  out  for  a  ceremonial 
walk,  and  without  knowing  it  has  lost  an  im- 
portant part  of  his  attire,  namely,  his  sense  of 
humour.  A  prig  is  a  tedious  individual  who, 
having  made  a  discovery,  is  so  impressed  by  his 
discovery  that  he  is  capable  of  being  gravely 
displeased  because  the  entire  world  is  not  also 
impressed  by  it.  Unconsciously  to  become  a 
prig  is  an  easy  and  a  fatal  thing. 

Hence,  when  one  sets  forth  on  the  enterprise 


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of  using  all  one's  time,  it  is  just  as  well  to  re- 
member that  one's  own  time,  and  not  other 
people's  time,  is  the  material  with  which  one 
has  to  deal;  that  the  earth  rolled  on  pretty 
comfortably  before  one  began  to  balance  a  bud- 
get of  the  hours,  and  that  it  will  continue  to 
roll  on  pretty  comfortably  whether  or  not  one 
succeeds  in  one's  new  role  of  chancellor  of  the 
exchequer  of  time.  It  is  as  well  not  to  chatter 
too  much  about  what  one  is  doing,  and  not  to 
betray  a  too-pained  sadness  at  the  spectacle  of 
a  whole  world  deliberately  wasting  so  many 
hours  out  of  every  day,  and  therefore  never 
really  living.  It  will  be  found,  ultimately,  that 
in  taking  care  of  one's  self  one  has  quite  all 
one  can  do. 

Another  danger  is  the  danger  of  being  tied 
to  a  programme  like  a  slave  to  a  chariot.  One's 
programme  must  not  be  allowed  to  run  away 
with  one.  It  must  be  respected,  but  it  must 
not  be  worshipped  as  a  fetish.  A  programme  of 
daily  employ  is  not  a  religion. 

This  seems  obvious.  Yet  I  know  men  whose 
lives  are  a  burden  to  themselves  and  a  distress- 
ing burden  to  their  relatives  and  friends  simply 
because  they  have  failed  to  appreciate  the  ob- 


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vious.  "Oh,  no,"  I  have  heard  the  martyred 
wife  exclaim,  "  Arthur  always  takes  the  dog  out 
for  exercise  at  eight  o'clock  and  he  always  begins 
to  read  at  a  quarter  to  nine.  So  it 's  quite  out 
of  the  question  that  we  should  .  .  ."  etc.  etc. 
And  the  note  of  absolute  finality  in  that  plain- 
tive voice  reveals  the  unsuspected  and  ridiculous 
tragedy  of  a  career. 

On  the  other  hand,  a  programme  is  a  pro- 
gramme. And  unless  it  is  treated  with  defer- 
ence it  ceases  to  be  anything  but  a  poor  joke. 
To  treat  one's  programme  with  exactly  the  right 
amount  of  deference,  to  live  with  not  too  much 
and  not  too  little  elasticity,  is  scarcely  the  simple 
affair  it  may  appear  to  the  inexperienced. 

And  still  another  danger  is  the  danger  of  de- 
veloping a  policy  of  rush,  of  being  gradually 
more  and  more  obsessed  by  what  one  has  to 
do  next.  In  this  way  one  may  come  to  exist 
as  in  a  prison,  and  one's  life  may  cease  to  be 
one's  own.  One  may  take  the  dog  out  for  a 
walk  at  eight  o'clock,  and  meditate  the  whole 
time  on  the  fact  that  one  must  begin  to  read 
at  a  quarter  to  nine,  and  that  one  must  not  be 
late. 

And  the  occasional  deliberate  breaking  of  one's 


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programme  will  not  help  to  mend  matters.  The 
evil  springs  not  from  persisting  without  elas- 
ticity in  what  one  has  attempted,  but  from 
originally  attempting  too  much,  from  filling 
one's  programme  till  it  runs  over.  The  only 
cure  is  to  reconstitute  the  programme,  and  to 
attempt  less. 

But  the  appetite  for  knowledge  grows  by 
what  it  feeds  on,  and  there  are  men  who  come 
to  like  a  constant  breathless  hurry  of  endeavour. 
Of  them  it  may  be  said  that  a  constant  breath- 
less hurry  is  better  than  an  eternal  doze. 

In  any  case,  if  the  programme  exhibits  a  ten- 
dency to  be  oppressive,  and  yet  one  wishes  not 
to  modify  it,  an  excellent  palliative  is  to  pass 
with  exaggerated  deliberation  from  one  portion 
of  it  to  another;  for  example,  to  spend  five 
minutes  in  perfect  mental  quiescence  between 
chaining  up  the  St.  Bernard  and  opening  the 
book ;  in  other  words,  to  waste  five  minutes  with 
the  entire  consciousness  of  wasting  them. 

The  last,  and  chiefest  danger  which  I  would 
indicate,  is  one  to  which  I  have  already  referred 
—  the  risk  of  a  failure  at  the  commencement  of 
the  enterprise. 

I  must  insist  on  it. 


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A  failure  at  the  commencement  may  easily 
kill  outright  the  newborn  impulse  towards  a 
complete  vitality,  and  therefore  every  precau- 
tion should  be  observed  to  avoid  it.  The  impulse 
must  not  be  over-taxed.  Let  the  pace  of  the 
first  lap  be  even  absurdly  slow,  but  let  it  be  as 
regular  as  possible. 

And,  having  once  decided  to  achieve  a  cer- 
tain task,  achieve  it  at  all  costs  of  tedium  and 
distaste.  The  gain  in  self-confidence  of  having 
accomplished  a  tiresome  labour  is  immense. 

Finally,  in  choosing  the  first  occupations  of 
those  evening  hours,  be  guided  by  nothing  what- 
ever but  your  taste  and  natural  inclination. 

It  is  a  fine  thing  to  be  a  walking  encyclo- 
paedia of  philosophy,  but  if  you  happen  to  have 
no  liking  for  philosophy,  and  to  have  a  liking 
for  the  natural  history  of  street-cries,  much 
better  leave  philosophy  alone,  and  take  to 
street-cries. 


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